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Alderman Moreno’s stolen car shenanigans.

Election day is coming up in Chicago, folks. Fun story: this guy (who happens to be our Ward 1 Alderman) lends his girlfriend his car, then later decides to report it stolen. Then he tries to explain it all away […]

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This is what a scientist wears to keep warm in -40F.

My fellow Chicagoans, we’re going to need this info. For those of you lucky enough to live elsewhere, know that we’re going to suffer through HIGHs of -10F this Wednesday. With wind chill, we’re anticipating a high of -38F and […]

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Alderman Ed Burke charged with corruption.

Our last mention of the notorious 50-year-tenured Chicago Alderman was last March when the Tribune called him out for conflict of interest. Well now, he was federally charged with shaking down a Burger King franchisee for money. There are 8 […]